Baarabt Davra, is the Son-in-Law of a well known, globally acclaimed family. Lets simply call him "BD". To describe BD in two words, he is a "Macho Man". We caught up for an interview with BD and we spoke about issues at length. The excerpts of the conversation are shared below.
MA: Dear Mr. BD, Firstly, thank you for considering to speak to us.
BD: Oye! My pleasure jee. Dont forget the deal after the interview eh!
MA: Sure Jee. Lets start with the questions. What is the secret of your energy.
BD: Early to double bed, and early to wake up fast, makes a male mard, hatta khatta and oversmart! Eat lots of Akhroot, tighten your langot and fight with bare hands. No knives, no forks!
MA: Kitne uchch vichaar hain Sir! Hats off. You are being counted as one of the most intelligent businessmen in the world. Can we understand your Business Model?
BD: It is a long story actually. In my adolescent days, I was watching a movie called "Laadla" starring Anil Kapoor, Sridevi and Raveena Tandon. I was pretty much impressed by one part of the strategy of the hero in the movie and I used that strategy.
MA: What strategy is that Sir?
BD: Are budhdhu! Have you seen the movie? Anil Kapoor marries Sridevi, who is a rich man's daughter. I used that as the theme for my life strategy.
MA: Oh! But Anil Kapoor works in the textile mill in that movie....
BD: Are pappu! Kya yaar, you should understand the basics of strategy. What works for one will not work for everyone. So, I applied some changes to that strategy. I am writing a book on my strategies. Ranjit uncle has helped me write the book. It is being published by FDL Publications and you can reserve a copy if you want. It is only a limited edition book.
MA: Wow. Great Sir. What is the current state of the Book?
BD: It is being checked for Grammatical errors.
MA: May I know who is doing it?
BD: Is there anybody better than Kshwani Aumar to do the grammar corrections?
MA: Lets do a quick rapid fire round now Sir.
MA: Your favorite place?
BD: NCR, Haryana and Rajasthan
MA: Favorite food?
BD: I will tell you a little secret here. I like Idly Vada Sambar. But I please print that love Italian food. You know what? Saasu maa loves me if I tell this to her.
MA: Favorite News reporter?
BD: Barkha Dutt. We share the same acronyms you see!
MA: Favorite Tooth Paste?
BD: Coalgate
MA: Aim in life?
BD: To reign as a king by conquering Air, Water, Earth, Fire and Space.
MA: That seems to be a very ambitious plan! What are you doing in that direction?
BD: We have chartered air service. I have tied up with FDL Group for Earth. I have outsourced the others at this point of time to some of our well wishers.
MA: Thank you Mr. BD. What would be your one line parting shot to our readers?
BD: If your father is poor, it is your fate. But if your Mother in Law is poor, then it is your stupidity!
MA: Dear Mr. BD, Firstly, thank you for considering to speak to us.
BD: Oye! My pleasure jee. Dont forget the deal after the interview eh!
MA: Sure Jee. Lets start with the questions. What is the secret of your energy.
BD: Early to double bed, and early to wake up fast, makes a male mard, hatta khatta and oversmart! Eat lots of Akhroot, tighten your langot and fight with bare hands. No knives, no forks!
MA: Kitne uchch vichaar hain Sir! Hats off. You are being counted as one of the most intelligent businessmen in the world. Can we understand your Business Model?
BD: It is a long story actually. In my adolescent days, I was watching a movie called "Laadla" starring Anil Kapoor, Sridevi and Raveena Tandon. I was pretty much impressed by one part of the strategy of the hero in the movie and I used that strategy.
MA: What strategy is that Sir?
BD: Are budhdhu! Have you seen the movie? Anil Kapoor marries Sridevi, who is a rich man's daughter. I used that as the theme for my life strategy.
MA: Oh! But Anil Kapoor works in the textile mill in that movie....
BD: Are pappu! Kya yaar, you should understand the basics of strategy. What works for one will not work for everyone. So, I applied some changes to that strategy. I am writing a book on my strategies. Ranjit uncle has helped me write the book. It is being published by FDL Publications and you can reserve a copy if you want. It is only a limited edition book.
MA: Wow. Great Sir. What is the current state of the Book?
BD: It is being checked for Grammatical errors.
MA: May I know who is doing it?
BD: Is there anybody better than Kshwani Aumar to do the grammar corrections?
MA: Lets do a quick rapid fire round now Sir.
MA: Your favorite place?
BD: NCR, Haryana and Rajasthan
MA: Favorite food?
BD: I will tell you a little secret here. I like Idly Vada Sambar. But I please print that love Italian food. You know what? Saasu maa loves me if I tell this to her.
MA: Favorite News reporter?
BD: Barkha Dutt. We share the same acronyms you see!
MA: Favorite Tooth Paste?
BD: Coalgate
MA: Aim in life?
BD: To reign as a king by conquering Air, Water, Earth, Fire and Space.
MA: That seems to be a very ambitious plan! What are you doing in that direction?
BD: We have chartered air service. I have tied up with FDL Group for Earth. I have outsourced the others at this point of time to some of our well wishers.
MA: Thank you Mr. BD. What would be your one line parting shot to our readers?
BD: If your father is poor, it is your fate. But if your Mother in Law is poor, then it is your stupidity!
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